lana-lana-bo-bana-banana:

Petition to have Lana Del Rey as a mermaid for season 4 of American Horror Story.

voodooqueer:

Me: mom, can I have 5 dollars?

Mom: how do you plan to earn it?

Me: 

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openinkstand:

A slanted style Spencerian. I actually finished this a few months back.

comtessedebussy:

andythanfiction:

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

I love this scene so much. 

stupidfuckingquestions:

Here’s the story (x)

(x)

kaltspiegel:

I made a compilation of scenes from the entire first season of Hannibal and removed eveything that had people in it.
I present you… Hannibal. Without people.

Music by David Firth

moosesweaters:

I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:

little league quidditch

Children’s Book Explaining Homosexuality

niams-sexiness:

askgordonfreakinfreeman:

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((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

THIS IS FREAKING GREAT

akio:

I have to say that the single most important lesson I learned in 25 years talking every single day to people was that there is a common denominator in our human experience. Most of us, I tell ya, we don’t want to be divided. What we want—the common denominator that I found in every single interview—is that we want to be validated. We want to be understood.

I’ve done over 35,000 interviews in my career, and as soon as that camera shuts off everyone always turns to me and inevitably in their own way ask this question: “was that ok?”

I heard it from President Bush. I heard it from President Obama. I’ve heard it from heroes and from housewives. I’ve heard it from victims and perpetrators of crime. I even heard it from BE-YON-CÉ in all of her Beyoncé-ness. She finishes performing, hands me the microphone, and says “was that ok?” [x]

dipthatpen:

It’s been said that Coke and Pepsi divide the world between them; there is no third. And by Coke I mean Shakespeare and by Pepsi I mean Dante.

Though to tell the truth I prefer Dr. Pepper. And by Dr. Pepper I mean Dr. Pepper.